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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Funny extrovert quotes

Funny extrovert quotes shine a light on the lively and outgoing nature of extroverts. 🎉😄 From witty observations about social adventures to playful jabs at their need for constant interaction, these quotes celebrate the humor in being the life of the party. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the spirited side of extroversion! 🎉😄

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3 months ago
Share →: Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Commentary:
"Like a social chameleon in a cozy cave 🦎💤 Introverted by nature, but with a secret extroverted side that only comes out for the good stuff 🌟🎉 Just call me a 'selective extrovert' – socializing with purpose and pizzazz! 💃🕺"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!
6 months ago
Share →: Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Commentary:
Looks like extrovert self booked a one-way ticket to FOMO-land, leaving introvert self stranded in the peaceful sanctuary of JOMO bliss. 🎉🤯🤷‍♂️ Time to reschedule those plans and find the perfect balance between social butterfly mode and hermit crab mode! 🦋🦀 #IntrovertStruggles #ExtrovertDrama #FindingTheSweetSpot
6 months ago
Share →: Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Commentary:
It's a tragic day for all introverts out there! 😂 Imagine the horror of being sentenced to 100 hours of socializing – the horror! 😱 Don't worry, I'll be ready with an escape plan just in case it happens to me. 🔍🏃‍♂️ #IntrovertProblems
6 months ago
Share →: People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Commentary:
"Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

Balance is key, folks! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Commentary:
"When introversion meets extroversion, it's like the ultimate tag team duo – watch out world! 🌟💬 #IntrovertExtrovertDynamicDuo"

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Going viral on Discord:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Spotted on YouTube:

I need money, not feelings.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Broadcasted on X:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just shared via Telegram:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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