Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Commentary:
🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"

Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"