Funny facade quotes

• Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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  1 month ago

  actually, customer, customer service, customers, facade, fake, fake laugh, humor, job, job skill, laugh, laughing, professional, professional facade, service, skill, social, social skill, workplace, workplace humor

• I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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  1 month ago

  activity, bike, bike rack, car, drink, else, facade, humor, i, lifestyle, neighbors, rack, something, think

• Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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  1 month ago

  always, book, cleverness, dog, dog ear, ear, facade, humor, irony, keep, know, literary, nightstand, people, perception, read, reading, think

• Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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  2 months ago

  coping, day, facade, feelings, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, reality, scream, smile

• I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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  4 months ago

  facade, hate, help, honesty, humor, i, independent, independent woman, me, need, present, vulnerability, woman

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