Funny facade quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

  Commentary:
  "I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

  Commentary:
  🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"

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