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22 Funny failure quotes

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

1 month ago

Trying is the first step toward failure.

1 month ago

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

1 month ago

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

1 month ago

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

2 months ago

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

3 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

3 months ago

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

3 months ago

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

3 months ago

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

3 months ago

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

3 months ago

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

3 months ago

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

3 months ago

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

3 months ago

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago