29 Funny failure quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

  Commentary:
  Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

  Commentary:
  "Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Following my lead: the express lane to comically epic failure! 🎢🤣 #GuideToDisappointment"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

  …

  Commentary:
  "9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

  Commentary:
  Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"

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