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22 Funny failure quotes

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025