38 Funny failure quotes

• There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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  3 weeks ago

  attempt, dislike, failed, failure, frustration, hate, humor, i, nap, nothing, relaxation, sleep

• If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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  3 weeks ago

  assistance, even, failure, frustration, help, humor, just, let, me, position, problem, sarcasm, worse, worse position

• The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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  3 weeks ago

  accomplishment, call, correct, failure, great, haters, humor, i, irony, motivation, said, sarcasm, self-deprecation

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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  3 weeks ago

  failure, feedback, humor, humorist, internet, know, let, media, online, social, social media, technology

• Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, AI failure, awesome, criticism, environmental, environmental impact, failure, Google, Google AI, humor, impact, innovation, planet, sarcasm, technology, work

• The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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  3 weeks ago

  bigger, even, failure, forget, humor, humor quote, irony, learning, life, mistake, mistakes, only, past, present

• I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  3 weeks ago

  attempt, awkwardness, comedy, even, failure, Funny, humor, humor attempt, i, joke, joke failure, meeting, nobody, online, online meeting, social, social awkwardness, today, told, workplace, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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  3 weeks ago

  disappointment, example, failure, guide, humor, humor quote, irony, let, motivation, sarcasm, success

• I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, confidence, failure, falling, humor, irony, mission, repetition, sarcasm, success, successful, times

• I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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  3 weeks ago

  analyze, consequences, decision, failure, humor, i, irony, limit, risk, screw, screw up, self-reflection, situation, take

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