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2 days ago
Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Commentary:
"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"
1 month ago
Share →: Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Commentary:
"Following my lead: the express lane to comically epic failure! 🎢🤣 #GuideToDisappointment"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Commentary:
"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Commentary:
Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂
3 months ago
Share →: Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Commentary:
"Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"
3 months ago
Share →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"
3 months ago
Share →: Trying is the first step toward failure.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!
3 months ago
Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"
3 months ago
Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Commentary:
"Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"