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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.
Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
5 months ago
Share →: Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Commentary:
📰 Breaking news alert! 🚨 Looks like we've got a case of the "reverse crush syndrome" where the tables have turned faster than you can say "oops!" 😅 Remember folks, in the game of love, timing is everything…or perhaps this is just a classic case of "like it, then lost it"! 😄💔
5 months ago
Share →: Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Commentary:
Wow, looks like someone's unexpected feelings took a detour from the original itinerary! 🙈💕 Who knew detours could be so delightful? 😂 #UnexpectedLoveStops
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"
5 months ago
Share →: How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Commentary:
"Looks like you'll need to squeeze as firmly as your resentment for that one! 🤗🔒 Let's hope the hug ends up being more comforting than the grudge. 😉🤗"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity 🤦‍♂️. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Commentary:
Oh, poor Mercury, always catching the blame for retrograde! 🪐 Next time, let's check in with the cosmic bodies before casting our astrological frustrations. Maybe Mercury just needs a hug and some retrograde appreciation! 🌌 #CosmicConsiderations
5 months ago
Share →: I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"