I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic love story: First they give you butterflies 🦋, then you end up with a whole garden of mental health problems 🌿🧠. Who knew romance could come with a side of therapy bills? 💔😅"

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Commentary:
"Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. 🍔💦 Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! 😄"

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Commentary:
"Trying to decode someone's feelings is like playing emotional charades 🤔💕 Are they lovey-dovey or hangry? The guessing game is on! 🎭😂"

I'm still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can't explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Commentary:
"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Commentary:
"🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights"

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't go to the 'Forgiveness Workshop'… too busy holding a grudge 😏🙅‍♂️ #GrudgeLife"