70 Funny feelings quotes

• Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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  1 month ago

  emotion, family, feelings, humor, i, just, know, means, partner, realization, relationship

• I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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  1 month ago

  bet, dating, everything, feelings, fine, humor, i, pretending, relationship, sarcasm, somewhere, soulmate

• You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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  1 month ago

  apology, bring, childhood, dad, family, feelings, humor, hurt, i, mistake, tool, tools, used, wrong

• I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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  1 month ago

  butterfly, butterfly feeling, dating, emotions, feeling, feelings, give, having, humor, i, me, miss, people, point, relationships, roach, roach vibe, vibe, vibes

• Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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  1 month ago

  alert, attitude, care, check, feelings, humor, Monday, reality, reality check, sarcasm, spoiler, spoiler alert, workweek

• Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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  explain, explanation, feelings, humor, just, misunderstanding, thoughts, woman, womansplaining, wrong

• Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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  1 month ago

  analogy, car, children, driving, emotional, emotional regulation, emotions, feelings, health, humor, mental, mental health, regulation, self-control, stuff, trunk, want

• You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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  1 month ago

  anything, book, boredom, bro, childhood, fair, feel, feelings, humor, i, me, nostalgia, scholastic, Scholastic Book Fair

• I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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  1 month ago

  actors, comedy, feelings, fun, humor, i, kissing, movie, reaction, romantic, said, strong, subtitles, surprise, unexpected, while

• Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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  1 month ago

  away, comedy, emotional, emotional suppression, feelings, health, humor, i, jokes, mental, mental health, replace, right, sarcasm, self-deprecation, sorry, suppression, wit

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