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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Shared recently on Threads:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Shared recently on Discord:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Just landed via Instagram:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Breaking via Slack:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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20 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

65 shares on Discord this month:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Seen just now on Threads:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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