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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Funny fictional character quotes bring a burst of laughter and wit straight from your favorite stories 📚😂. Whether from quirky heroes or mischievous villains, these hilarious lines brighten any day and spark joy 🤩✨. Get ready to dive into a world where humor meets imagination, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄🎉!

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

1 month ago
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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

1 month ago
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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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My parents think they know me.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Just shared via Reddit:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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