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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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52 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,321

Funny Quotes Topics

17,441

Funny Quotes Images

15,321

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,342

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Shared recently on Threads:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Spotted on Twitch:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Trending via Messenger:

At least life has music.

Trending via Facebook:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on Twitch this month:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

33 shares on Threads this month:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

52 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,321

Funny Quotes Topics

17,441

Funny Quotes Images

15,321

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,526

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Going viral on Discord:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Just shared via Twitch:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Making waves on YouTube:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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