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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Shared recently on Slack:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Trending via TikTok:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Trending via Slack:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Just shared via X:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Trending via Telegram:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Funny field quotes

Funny field quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌾😂 to everyday farm life and outdoor adventures! Whether you’re chasing cows 🐄 or dodging mud puddles 💦, these witty lines capture the quirky charm of working the land. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed 📱✨, get ready to harvest some smiles with humor straight from the heart of the field! 🌻🤣

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4 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
4 months ago
Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Commentary:
🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻
4 months ago
Share →: Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Commentary:
👶🔬 Watch out, folks! Forget about technology, babies have mastered the art of being grumpy geniuses! They are the true pioneers of mood swings and tantrums – the trendsetters of irrational crankiness since day one! Keep an eye out for their next groundbreaking discoveries in the world of tiny tempers! 😂#BabyMoodInnovators
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Breaking via Messenger:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Going viral on Facebook:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Trending via X:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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