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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Making waves on Instagram:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Going viral on WeChat:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Making waves on Messenger:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Trending via WeChat:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Just shared via Slack:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Spotted on WeChat:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Live now on Twitch:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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