45 Funny fire quotes

• When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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  17 hours ago

  dating, fake, fake version, fire, first meeting, humor, impression, man, meet, meeting, personality, relationship, version

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  1 day ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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  1 day ago

  ad, advertisement, before, extinguisher, fire, fire extinguisher, humor, online, online video, safety, seems, short, short video, tutorial, video, YouTube

• If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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  1 week ago

  album, casual, casual conversation, chores, conversation, cooking, dishes, dishwashing, fire, humor, i, music, wash

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  3 weeks ago

  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

• Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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  2 months ago

  am, fire, head, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, never, nonchalant, personality, self-awareness, soul, unfortunately, well

• I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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  2 months ago

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

• I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, attraction, beautiful, beautiful woman, car, compliment, fire, flattery, humor, i, inside, love, woman

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  2 months ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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  2 months ago

  actually, cotton, Cotton Eye Joe, eternal, eternal loop, eye, fire, heat, hell, humor, irony, joe, loop, music, pleasant, punishment, repetition, song, torture

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