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25 Funny fire quotes

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

2 weeks ago

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

1 month ago

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

2 months ago

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

2 months ago

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

2 months ago

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

2 months ago

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

3 months ago

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

3 months ago

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

3 months ago

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

3 months ago

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

3 months ago

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

3 months ago

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

3 months ago

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

3 months ago

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

3 months ago

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

3 months ago

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

3 months ago

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

3 months ago

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

3 months ago