29 Funny fire quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

  Commentary:
  "How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

  Commentary:
  "When you try to explain your drama to your parents: + = #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances . Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Girls be like 'forget it, I'm fine' – translation: 'prepare for some fiery drama.' Remember, a woman scorned is a force of nature!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Dear liars, may your pants be so constantly ablaze that you start your own line of 'hot' couture fashion. Just be sure to have a fire extinguisher handy for any unexpected runway mishaps!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris #ChuckNorrisFacts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

  Commentary:
  "If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot #FakeNewsFirestorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! "

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