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"Who needs washboard abs when you can have a belly full of delicious kebabs? π’π€€ Embrace the joys of kebabs over the pain of crunches! #KebabsOverAbs"
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- Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
- People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
- If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
- My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so Iβm going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
- Why have abs when you can have kebabs?
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"If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! ππΈ Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… π #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance" -
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"Ah, the classic resistance training dilemma! πͺποΈββοΈ Who knew that avoiding the #gymlife could actually be a workout strategy in disguise? π€ Maybe we're onto something revolutionary here…or maybe just onto the couch. ποΈπ" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! πͺπ« Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! π #Priorities" -
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ππββοΈ "You think you're nailing the whole 'cool and collected' vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! πΊ Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. π€¦ββοΈ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! π Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. πΉ # -
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"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! π₯ Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! ππ€·ββοΈ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons" -
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Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak π. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! π§ββοΈπͺ #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut -
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ππββοΈ "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it… a sign that they're either really enjoying their run or they just saw a squirrel do something hilarious. Keep an eye out for those elusive happy joggers – they might be onto something!"
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- My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
- Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.
- My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
- I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
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