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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Just shared via Discord:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Breaking via X:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

49 shares on Threads this month:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,448

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Going bananas on Slack:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Going viral on Twitch:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Just landed via Reddit:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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