Stretching isn't enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Commentary:
"Feeling a bit like a human puzzle, huh? 😂 Time to channel your inner Lego master builder! 🧱 Who needs stretching when you have detachable limbs? Just be sure not to misplace any pieces! 🔧 #FlexibilityGoals"

I can't do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I've thought, "I should do the splits now."

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Commentary:
"Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! 🩰😂 Who needs flexibility when you've got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? 💁‍♂️ #Unsplitsable"

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘‍♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry"

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'go with the flow' type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow"

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'changing your mind is an underrated activity' clearly hasn't witnessed the chaos of indecisiveness or the joy of discovering new possibilities! 🤔💡 Embrace the flexibility of a change of heart, and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure story with endless plot twists!"

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Commentary:
"When it comes to being flexible, I'm as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I'm willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals"

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Commentary:
"Who needs Yoga when you've mastered the art of advanced key retrieval yoga pose? 💁‍♂️🔑 Maybe Yoga just needs to up its game to impress you! 😄"