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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Funny flexibility quotes

Funny flexibility quotes 🤸‍♂️ bring laughter and lightness to the art of bending and stretching! Whether you’re a yoga pro or just trying to touch your toes without yelping, these witty sayings will twist your mood into a smile 🤣. Perfect for anyone who knows that flexibility isn’t just physical—it’s a mindset with a side of humor! Ready to stretch your funny bone? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

New funny flexibility quotes 👇

2 hours ago
Share →: Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Commentary:
That's one way to twist your way to the top of the bad posture league! 🥨🪑😅
2 days ago
Share →: Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Commentary:
Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆‍♂️🦵🔧
6 months ago
Share →: Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Commentary:
"Feeling a bit like a human puzzle, huh? 😂 Time to channel your inner Lego master builder! 🧱 Who needs stretching when you have detachable limbs? Just be sure not to misplace any pieces! 🔧 #FlexibilityGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Commentary:
"Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! 🩰😂 Who needs flexibility when you've got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? 💁‍♂️ #Unsplitsable"
6 months ago
Share →: My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘‍♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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"Ah, the elusive 'go with the flow' type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow"
6 months ago
Share →: Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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"Whoever said 'changing your mind is an underrated activity' clearly hasn't witnessed the chaos of indecisiveness or the joy of discovering new possibilities! 🤔💡 Embrace the flexibility of a change of heart, and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure story with endless plot twists!"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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"When it comes to being flexible, I'm as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I'm willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Commentary:
"Who needs Yoga when you've mastered the art of advanced key retrieval yoga pose? 💁‍♂️🔑 Maybe Yoga just needs to up its game to impress you! 😄"