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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Breaking via Facebook:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Seen just now on Discord:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Shared recently on Instagram:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Spotted on Facebook:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Making waves on Slack:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Making waves on Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Share →: Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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"Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"
6 months ago
Share →: I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Commentary:
👮‍♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol
6 months ago
Share →: Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Commentary:
🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Commentary:
Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Spotted on X:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Spotted on Reddit:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Making waves on WeChat:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Making waves on Instagram:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Spotted on Pinterest:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Trending via Telegram:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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