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👮♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol
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- The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
- I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.
- Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.
- Foot fetish should just be called feetish.
- Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.
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🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans" -
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Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures
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- Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.
- Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.
- “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
- They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.
- Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.
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