99 Funny forget quotes

• Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, back, communication, forget, forgetting, humor, i, pretending, procrastination, response, sorry, text

• Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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  2 weeks ago

  equivalent, forget, forgetting, home, humor, leaving, medieval, modern, phone, sword, technology, times

• Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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  2 weeks ago

  childhood, family, forget, house, humor, memory, never, noisy, noisy toy, parents, things, toy, toys

• Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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  2 weeks ago

  clean, cleaning, dishes, forget, forgetting, frustration, gun, household, humor, shooting

• I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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  3 weeks ago

  eat, food, forget, humor, i, memory, never

• You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward situation, experience, first experience, forget, hr, humor, kiss, meeting, memory, never, situation, workplace, workplace humor

• Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, daylight, daylight saving, folks, forget, friendly, humor, joke, just, lighthearted, reminder, rooster, saving, set, time, weekend

• I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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  3 weeks ago

  ever, every, forget, fridge, humor, i, irony, life, life observation, me, memory, observation, remember, time, wrong, wronged

• Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, autumn, beverage, coming, cozy, forget, forgetfulness, habits, hot, hot beverage, i, myself, seasonal, seasonal habits, self-care, tea, time, winter

• Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, beauty, Botox, braces, forget, humor, look younger, self-improvement, want, younger

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