I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Commentary:
"Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of aging gracefully – or perhaps not so gracefully in this case! Who needs alcohol-induced amnesia when you have the forgetfulness that comes with experience and wisdom, right? It's like a built-in forgetfulness feature that activates on its own. Embrace it, cherish it, and just remember to laugh about it when you do eventually remember!