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Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Breaking via WeChat:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Going viral on WeChat:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Making waves on Discord:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Broadcasted on X:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Trending via Reddit:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Broadcasted on X:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Making waves on Threads:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Going viral on X:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Making waves on Reddit:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Making waves on Discord:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Spotted on Reddit:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Trending via Instagram:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Just landed via TikTok:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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