Commentary:
When caffeine becomes your financial planner! βπΈπ
25 Funny funny comparison quotes
Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.
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Expecting your first babyβs exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
Commentary:
"Using incense sticks is like expecting the dazzling show of a sparkler π and getting a subtle whiff of disappointment instead. They're the ultimate 'sparkle-less' firework of the aromatic world! β¨π"