11 Funny funny comparison quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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