27 Funny funny comparison quotes

• Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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  7 hours ago

  comparison, cube, funny comparison, ice, ice cube, laptop, melting, outside, sunbathing, trying, work

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  7 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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  11 hours ago

  bed, boyfriend, comparison, dropped, funny comparison, humor, item, lost, lost item, remote, skinny, TV, vape, wall

• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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  12 hours ago

  comparison, condiment, derogatory, explain, food, food humor, funny comparison, honey, hot, hot honey, humor, know, pickleball, slang

• Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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  13 hours ago

  40, adult, adult dating, after, chance, comparison, damaged, dating, funny comparison, humor, item, least, over, over 40, relationship, second, second chance, smell, store, thrift, thrift store, trying

• Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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  2 weeks ago

  animation, cartoon, classic, classic animation, comparison, funny comparison, hate, humor, jerry, long-term, long-term relationship, love, love and hate, relationship, relationship humor, tom, Tom and Jerry

• It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, 8, alcohol, beer, beers, comparison, day, drinking, drinking water, fat, Funny, funny comparison, hours, humor, impossible, impossible task, kid, seems, seesaw, shot, shots, task, water

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  2 months ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, angry, bra, comparison, funny comparison, humor, i, middle, never, same, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, taken, thing, wet, wrestling

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