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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

3 months ago

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

3 months ago

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

3 months ago

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

3 months ago

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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