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21 Funny funny comparison quotes

Funny funny comparison quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday situations, making you laugh out loud πŸ˜‚ and see things from a fresh perspective πŸ€ͺ. Whether poking fun at life’s little quirks or cleverly comparing the unexpected, these witty lines are perfect for sharing with friends and brightening up your day 🌟. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even snicker uncontrollably! πŸ˜†βœ¨

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Don’t know how to explain this, but β€œhot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Posted on6 months ago

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Posted on6 months ago

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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