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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

3 months ago

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

3 months ago

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

3 months ago