48 Funny future quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! 💍💉 Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! 😉 #PrescribedForLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When is this robot army coming to take my job?

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

  Commentary:
  "1994: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 🌍✨

  2024: God no. 😅🙈

  Ah, the rollercoaster ride of expectations versus reality! Hang in there, we're all in this together! 🎢🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's aiming for a cosmic promotion! 🌌🚀 Who needs a raise when you can simply shoot for another planet? Sounds like intergalactic career goals to me! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sweet irony of AI threatening human jobs! 🤖👔 Who would've thought we'd live to see the day when AI might need an AIjobs program? 😂 Maybe we need to start preparing some retraining algorithms for our silicon friends! 🔄🤣 #UnemployedAI

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The future is buffering.

  Commentary:
  "The future is buffering… Looks like even time needs to pause and refresh sometimes! ⏳💫 Don't worry, the progress bar of destiny is inching forward, one pixel at a time! 🔄🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

  Commentary:
  Ah, sounds like a rare sighting in the wild – a wife admitting a mistake! 🙊🤭 Brace yourself, dear friend, for this could be a sign of the impending apocalypse or simply a glitch in the Matrix! Time to grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon unfold! 🍿✨ Remember, it's the small victories that make life interesting!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

  Commentary:
  "Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals

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