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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
78 Funny future quotes
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
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Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?
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Dystopia should at least come with a cleaning service, right? 🤖🧹😆
Back to the Future and chill?
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Time travel and chill? Just don't bring the DeLorean into the living room! 🚗💨🔧🍿
I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.
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Are these angels typing or just leaving me on read? 😂✨💌
An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
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The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.
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Sending a little rain to water those seeds of discontent 🌧️🌱😂
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.
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"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! 🤕🔮😂"