Funny gay quotes

• If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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  4 weeks ago

  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

• Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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  1 month ago

  1, 2, exercise, fitness, gay, hour, hours, humor, joke, just, straight, time, workout

• Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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  1 month ago

  35, age, age 35, best, borrow, borrow womb, friend, friendship, gay, gay best friend, girl, girls, humor, love, relationship, womb

• Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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  1 month ago

  gay, humor, identity, joke, language, LGBTQ, person, rainbow, word, wordplay

• White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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  1 month ago

  black, brown, Christian, commentary, diversity, equality, gay, humor, identity, man, old, politics, same, satire, social, social commentary, straight, survival, taste, white, woman, yellow, young, zombie

• If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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  1 month ago

  advice, came, ever, family, fashion, furious, gay, humor, ID, me, never, relationship, son

• Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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  1 month ago

  dinner, downstairs, eat, enemies, enemies to lovers, family, family dinner, gay, good, humor, i, ID, just, lovers, man, only, parents, relationship, stereotype, wanted, woman, yell

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