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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Making waves on Reddit:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Trending via Threads:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Trending via Telegram:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Spotted on Reddit:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Just shared via Reddit:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Trending via Reddit:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Seen just now on Reddit:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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