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4 months ago
Share →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"
4 months ago
Share →: My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a confetti cannon when you can have the gender intel delivered straight to your inbox? 🎉 No need for pink or blue cupcakes, just spill the beans and let's get on with it! 🎊 #GenderRevealConvenience"
5 months ago
Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a plot twist! 🤣 Who needs to fit in when you can stand out in the most unexpected way? 🕺🏻 Age is just a number, after all! ⏳😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
5 months ago
Share →: Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal debate rages on! 🧐💁‍♀️ Who knew that the key to world peace could simply be women acknowledging their mistakes? Sorry, fellas, looks like this one's on us! 🤷‍♀️😂 #WomenRule"
5 months ago
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"