Commentary:
"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
51 Funny gender quotes
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"
Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.
Commentary:
"Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
…
Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"