Commentary:
When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
55 Funny gender quotes
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
Commentary:
Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
Commentary:
Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.
Commentary:
Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒
Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”
Commentary:
"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"
Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.
Commentary:
"Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"