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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Just landed via TikTok:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Commentary:
"Ah, a woman after my own heart, embracing both her she/her pronouns and her 'problematic/overwhelmed' adjectives with flair! 🌸😂 Who says you can't be fabulous and frazzled at the same time? 🎉💁‍♀️ #OwnIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Commentary:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Commentary:
"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Spotted on Twitch:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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