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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"
55 Funny gender quotes
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
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Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.
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Can't believe we spent millennia deciding gender with just a birthday cake and a gut feeling. 🚀🌞🎂
As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.
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"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍"
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”
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When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸♀️🔍
“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.
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When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇