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"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍"
51 Funny gender quotes
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”
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When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸♀️🔍
“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.
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When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.
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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
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Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.
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Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒