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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Making waves on Discord:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Reported on WeChat:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Seen just now on Threads:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Just landed via X:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Live now on TikTok:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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