69 Funny gift quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If every day is a gift, today is socks.

  Commentary:
  "Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! 🎁🧦😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

  Commentary:
  "Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

  Commentary:
  "When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Christmas shopping dilemma – the struggle between generosity and self-indulgence! It's like a festive tug-of-war between your inner Santa and your inner Scrooge. Who knew that spreading holiday cheer could also involve spreading out your credit card bill? Just remember, giving to yourself is technically a form of self-care, right? Just call it a "Merry Me-mas" shopping spree!

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