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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Making waves on Discord:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Just landed via Facebook:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Trending via YouTube:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Just shared via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Just landed via Twitch:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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18 shares on Discord this month:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

55 shares on X this month:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Going viral on Slack:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Making waves on Threads:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Going viral on Threads:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Just landed via Reddit:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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