51 Funny giving quotes

• Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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  3 weeks ago

  20s, advice, early, early 20’s, exactly, gap, generational, generational gap, giving, humor, late, late 20s, life, life stage, newborn, obsession, someone, stage, toddler

• Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, Christmas, dog, dogs, fun, fun activity, gang, gift, giving, neighborhood, pets, sweater

• It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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  3 weeks ago

  banana, brown, brown spot, family, food, giving, humor, life, mistake, morning, parenting, son, spot

• When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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  3 weeks ago

  buying, enjoy, fish, gift, gift giving, giving, humor, i, Jesus, presents, sandwich, think

• I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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  3 weeks ago

  bag, choose, drunken, drunken panda, fine, fine motor skills, gift, gift bag, gift giving, giving, humor, i, just, laziness, motor, Panda, skills, wrapping

• We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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  3 weeks ago

  attention, call, giving, humor, just, naming, needy, storm, storms, wind

• The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, back, back rub, couple, frequent, fun, fun activity, give, give and take, giving, good, humor, marriage, relationship, rub, secret, take, takeout

• HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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  3 weeks ago

  beloved, communication, dearly, Dearly Beloved, emails, giving, hard, hr, humor, me, office, time, work, workplace

• Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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  3 weeks ago

  children, cold, example, giving, humor, kids, me, parenting

• When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, confusion, directions, giving, humor, i, irony, just, lost, love, me, miscommunication, miss, navigation, someone, tell, travel, wrong

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