Commentary:
Monday should come with a snooze button and some caffeine on the side! 😴☕✨
52 Funny giving quotes
Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.
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Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡
You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.
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Guess the bunnies finally hopped off to photobomb elsewhere! 🐰📸😄
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.
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Watching new coworkers go from "Let's conquer the world!" to "Is it lunchtime yet?" is the real office drama 😂📉🍕
If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.
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Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
Commentary:
Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.
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Commentary:
"When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"