Commentary:
"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆"
52 Funny giving quotes
Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"
Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.
Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' quite like adding 'but that's just me' after steering a coworker straight into disaster 🙈💼 #officefails"
Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.
Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"
You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.
Commentary:
When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters
Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"
Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the 'giving up' part of Christmas a little too literally! 🎁 Santa will need an extra big sack of motivation for this one! 🎅🏼 #HolidayHumor"
McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
Commentary:
Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"
Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"