Funny glove quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nineties – where car stereo theft was a competitive sport! 🚗💿 Well, that's one way to outsmart those sticky-fingered thieves! Because why break into your car when there's nothing worth stealing but the glove box itself? 🤣🔊 #NinetiesHacks

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

  Commentary:
  "Want to make your doctor break out in a cold sweat? Put on rubber gloves the next time you're at your checkup 🧤😂 Just imagine the look on their face as they try to figure out if it's a secret signal for an impromptu surgical procedure!"

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