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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Trending via Pinterest:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Trending via Pinterest:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Spotted on X:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Live now on Slack:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Making waves on Twitch:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Seen just now on X:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Shared recently on X:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Long story short, I survived.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Spotted on Slack:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Trending via Messenger:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Spotted on Slack:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Live now on TikTok:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Seen just now on TikTok:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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