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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Trending via Messenger:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Trending via Slack:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Spotted on Slack:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Just shared via Reddit:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Live now on YouTube:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Going viral on Slack:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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They’re making me do work at work.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Breaking via WeChat:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Making waves on Discord:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Going viral on YouTube:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Trending via Twitch:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Trending via TikTok:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Just landed via WeChat:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Going viral on Telegram:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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