24 Funny Google quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

  Commentary:
  "Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone's caught in a virtual loop-de-loop! 🔄 Maybe time to take a break from the keyboard and venture into the real world for some new perspectives. 🌍💭 After all, even Google has its limits on delivering fresh insanity! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

  Commentary:
  "When is the best time to visit the Maldives? When your wallet is feeling hefty and your bank account is singing 'hallelujah! 💸☀️🏝️' It's all about that perfect timing in more ways than one! #TravelGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! 😂❤️ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! 💕 #GoogleDiagnosis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"

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