36 Funny Google quotes

• Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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  3 hours ago

  anxiety, curiosity, explode, explosion, Google, googled, humor, just, mental, mental state, state, sun

• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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  4 hours ago

  Amazon, camera, camera tape, collection, data, data collection, Facebook, file, Google, information, life, over, personal, personal information, privacy, surveillance, tape, technology, while, whole

• The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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  6 hours ago

  ask, direction, directions, error, everything, follow, Google, Google Map, grok, humor, lake, map, mistake, navigation, people, same, straight, technology, user, user error

• Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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  17 hours ago

  big, big word, case, dictionary, every, Google, humor, i, internet, just, know, language, meaning, time, vocabulary, want, word

• I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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  23 hours ago

  bar, before, crash, disappointed, disappointment, even, Google, humor, i, instruction, instructions, listen, name, results, sarcasm, search, under, weight

• I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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  1 day ago

  compliment, dating, deleted, Google, humor, i, love, met, online, online search, over, relationship, search

• Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, boyfriend, distraction, funny observation, glance, Google, Google Maps, humor, i, just, looking, maps, navigation, observation, over, relationship, relationship humor, scrolling, sometimes

• Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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  1 month ago

  asked, bar, bartender, give, Google, google review, humor, insane, keep, lowkey, me, method, one-star, place, prank, review, vibe

• I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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  1 month ago

  day, getaway, Google, googled, health, humor, i, just, mountain, nature, need, romantic, symptom, symptoms

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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  2 months ago

  consider, dark, dark web, engine, Google, Google result, humor, i, internet, internet humor, joke, online, online joke, page, result, results, search, search engine, second, web, web page

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