Funny Google Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Your Search History! 🔍😂

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

3 months ago2 months ago

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

3 months ago2 months ago

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

3 months ago2 months ago

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

4 months ago2 months ago

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

5 months ago2 months ago

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

5 months ago2 months ago

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

5 months ago2 months ago

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

6 months ago2 months ago

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 17, 2023