46 Funny grocery store quotes

• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  9 hours ago

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• We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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  11 hours ago

  alien, before, Earth, grocery, grocery store, humor, joke, need, newcomer, people, shopping, store

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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  22 hours ago

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• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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  1 day ago

  advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store

• In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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  1 day ago

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• At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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  1 day ago

  booing, clerk, grocery, grocery store, humor, item, louder, shopping, store

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  6 days ago

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• They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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  3 weeks ago

  enemy, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, i, interaction, social, social interaction, store

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  3 weeks ago

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