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grocery store
21 Funny grocery store quotes
Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
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Mar 18, 2025
My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.
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Feb 25, 2025
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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Feb 25, 2025
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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Feb 2, 2025
One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
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Feb 1, 2025
Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
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Jan 27, 2025
Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.
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Jan 27, 2025
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
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Jan 27, 2025
At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
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Jan 27, 2025
I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.
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Jan 27, 2025
What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.
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Jan 25, 2025
Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
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Jan 24, 2025
I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.
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Jan 23, 2025
In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
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Jan 22, 2025
Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
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Jan 22, 2025
Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
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Jan 22, 2025
I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
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Jan 20, 2025