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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

1 month ago

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

2 months ago

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

2 months ago

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

3 months ago

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

3 months ago

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

3 months ago

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

3 months ago

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

3 months ago

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

3 months ago

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

3 months ago

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

3 months ago

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

3 months ago

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

3 months ago

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

3 months ago