Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.