42 Funny gym quotes

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  3 weeks ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, fitness, gym, humor, joke, leg, leg day, misunderstanding, self-care, shaving

• They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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  2 months ago

  battle, exercise, fitness, getting, getting in shape, gym, half, hard, humor, i, mental, mental battle, motivation, procrastination, say, shape, thought, today, workout

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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  2 months ago

  change, exercise, favorite, fitness, gym, humor, joke, machine, put, snack, snacks, vending, vending machine, where

• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain training, exercise, gym, humor, invention, labor, mind, need, optional, physical, physical labor, same, thing, training, well, workout

• Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, fitness, going, good, gym, health, humor, i, just, motivation, naked, wellbeing

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  2 months ago

  angry, attitude, disgusting, every, exercise, fitness, fitness struggle, funny attitude, gym, gym life, humor, i, idea, life, meet, mood, people, self-deprecating, struggle, swamp, time, turn, witch, workout, workout mood

• The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, comedy, drive, fitness, gym, hit, humor, i, laziness, motivation, only, procrastination, workout

• At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, forgot, gym, headphones, help, humor, i, isolation, listen, own, self-reflection, send, solitude, thoughts, workout

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