27 Funny gym quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️‍♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

  Commentary:
  "Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️‍♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

  Commentary:
  "Off to the gym to sweat out my demons and get that exorcise! 💪😈 #FitnessGoals #DemonsBeGone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about getting some 'whine' with your wind workout! 🌬️🍷 Just breezing into the wine store like a true connoisseur. Maybe Mother Nature just knows you need a little vino after that intense cardio session! 💨💪🏼 #windyworkout"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷‍♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"

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