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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Funny gym quotes add a humorous spin to the often challenging world of fitness! 🏋️‍♂️😂 From witty observations about workout struggles to playful remarks on gym habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of hitting the gym. Enjoy a laugh and find the fun in your fitness journey! 😄💪

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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