69 Funny happiness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, being yourself is not just good advice, it's also the law 😄🕵️‍♂️ So, spare yourself the trouble of a potential 'identity theft' charge – stay true, stay fabulous! 💃👮‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you can't please everyone! You're not a jar of Nutella spreading joy everywhere 🌰🍫😄 Embrace your unique flavor and let those who appreciate you savor every bit! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like the odds are definitely not in the dwarfs' favor! Maybe they just need a taller perspective on life to see the bright side of things! 🤔😄 #GrumpyMoodSwing

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting to understand people but also relishing in the beauty of blissful ignorance! 🤔🤷‍♂️ The mysterious world of human communication, where decoding conversations can feel like deciphering a secret code… or maybe we're just better off not knowing! 😄🔍 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, money can't buy happiness…unless it's actually in your bank account! 💸😄 #MoneyTalks #HappyAndRich"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you can have a penguin therapist? 🐧💙 Let those flippers and adorable waddles work their magic on your blues! Just remember, penguins may not give the best advice, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

  Commentary:
  "Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the pure joys of parenthood! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that embarrassing your kids could be such a rewarding pastime? Just another perk of getting older – gaining more opportunities to hilariously mortify your offspring! 😜🙈 #ParentingGoals #LittleJoys

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