93 Funny hard quotes — Wordgag ツ

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

1 day ago1 day ago

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

1 week ago1 week ago

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

1 month ago1 month ago

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

1 month ago1 month ago

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

2 months ago2 months ago

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

2 months ago2 months ago

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

2 months ago2 months ago

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

2 months ago2 months ago

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

2 months ago2 months ago