114 Funny hard quotes

• I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

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  7 days ago

  broccoli, diet, doing, drinking, dry, Dry January, food, happy, happy time, hard, humor, i, January, me, support, time, times, tough, tough time

• If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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  1 week ago

  abstinence, Abstinence August, August, challenge, drinking, dry, Dry January, hard, humor, January, joke, month, sobriety, think, try, wait

• Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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  1 week ago

  addiction, hard, humor, medicine, Narcan, nothing, overdose, propaganda, reality, satire

• Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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  1 week ago

  adult, adult humor, decision, decision making, easy, hard, humor, making, masturbation, selection, video, video selection

• If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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  1 week ago

  being, growth, hard, humor, mindset, motivation, personal, personal growth, self-criticism, self-improvement, yourself

• I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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  1 week ago

  being, complain, day, entertainment, hard, hate, i, laziness, life, nothing, react, slave, streamer, video, videos, wage, wage slave, want, work

• Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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  1 week ago

  downs, forever, hard, humor, life, metaphor, never, penis, resilience, sexuality, sometimes, ups, ups and downs

• You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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  1 week ago

  asexual, enough, feeling, hard, humor, lock, lock in, sexuality

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  1 week ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  1 week ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

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