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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Live now on Threads:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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