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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

May 27, 2026

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

May 27, 2026

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

May 27, 2026

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

May 27, 2026

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

May 27, 2026

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

May 27, 2026

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

May 27, 2026

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

May 26, 2026

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

May 26, 2026

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

May 26, 2026

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

May 26, 2026

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

May 26, 2026

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

May 26, 2026

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

May 25, 2026

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

May 25, 2026

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

May 25, 2026

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

May 25, 2026

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

May 25, 2026

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

May 25, 2026

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

May 25, 2026

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

May 25, 2026

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

May 24, 2026

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

May 24, 2026

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

May 24, 2026

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

May 24, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

May 24, 2026

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

May 24, 2026

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

May 24, 2026

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

May 24, 2026

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

May 24, 2026

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

May 23, 2026

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

May 23, 2026

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

May 23, 2026

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

May 23, 2026

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

May 23, 2026

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

May 23, 2026

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

May 23, 2026

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

May 23, 2026

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

May 23, 2026