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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life πΏππ
114 Funny hard quotes
If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!
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Clearly, my inner critic missed the memo on productivity! π€ππ€¦ββοΈ
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." π±π₯π
Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.
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Well, life sure knows how to keep things… *entertaining*! πππ
You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.
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Sounds like my new dating strategy: just take a really hard nap! π΄π€
Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.
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Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! π¦ΈββοΈπͺπ€£
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" πποΈπΈ
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
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Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts β all you can think, forever! π€ππ₯²
Men playing hard to get when theyβre already hard to want, is so funny to me.
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Trying to play hard to get when they're already in stealth mode ππ€·ββοΈπ
Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.
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Looks like I'm going pro at soloing the 'networking dance'βjust me, myself, and Wi-Fi! π€ΉββοΈπ‘π