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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

May 23, 2026

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

May 23, 2026

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

May 23, 2026

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

May 22, 2026

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

May 22, 2026

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

May 22, 2026

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

May 22, 2026

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

May 22, 2026

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

May 22, 2026

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

May 22, 2026

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

May 21, 2026

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

May 21, 2026

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

May 21, 2026

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

May 21, 2026

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

May 21, 2026

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

May 21, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

May 21, 2026

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

May 21, 2026

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

May 20, 2026

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

May 20, 2026

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

May 20, 2026

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

May 20, 2026

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

May 20, 2026

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

May 20, 2026

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

May 20, 2026

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

May 20, 2026

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

May 19, 2026

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

May 19, 2026

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

May 19, 2026

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

May 19, 2026

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

May 19, 2026

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

May 19, 2026