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3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal
3 months ago
Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Commentary:
"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
4 months ago
Share →: Men make it so easy to hate them.

Commentary:
"Men: masters of making life interesting… and also kind of frustrating at times 🙄😂 #LoveHateRelationship"
4 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle when you can hear their annoying breaths from a mile away… 🙄😆 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on you! 🤦‍♂️ Just remember, deep breaths, you got this! 😂 #AwkwardEncounters"
4 months ago
Share →: I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"
4 months ago
Share →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Commentary:
Well, that's like reading the last page of a book first! 📚🍿 Starting off with sex without the backstory is like showing up to a party fashionably late but missing all the juicy gossip! 😆 #JustGiveUsThePlotTwist
4 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Commentary:
🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong