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Oh, so they’ve got a PhD in fibbing and think I'm in preschool math? 😏📚🤔
227 Funny hate quotes
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.
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Plant parent problems: nurturing my leafy babies while dodging the haters 🌿👶🙃
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
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Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.
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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.
Commentary:
I totally relate—my dishwasher's been on strike since it realized I like tacos more than its hard work! 🌮😂📄
I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.
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Trying to open that package turns me into the Hulk, but with way fewer muscles and a lot more frustration 😤💪📦
I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.
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When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices 📎😅 #PenPalPanic