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Guess it's time to choose my "Official Scapegoat of the Year"! 🐐😆
231 Funny hate quotes
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.
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When your bladder decides to play hide and seek just as you're snuggled in, it's a real-life plot twist! 🚽😴🚨
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.
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Oh, so they’ve got a PhD in fibbing and think I'm in preschool math? 😏📚🤔
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.
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Plant parent problems: nurturing my leafy babies while dodging the haters 🌿👶🙃
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
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Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸