Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
227 Funny hate quotes
I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.
Commentary:
"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"
I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.
Commentary:
"When you gotta pretend you're a 'normal' human for 60 days… 🤪🚀 #OscarWorthyPerformance"
Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.
Commentary:
"Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"
Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.
Commentary:
"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
…
Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.
Commentary:
"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"
I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
Commentary:
"When my phone rings, I panic like it's a fire drill… aren't phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅♂️😂"
I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
Commentary:
"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"