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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
227 Funny hate quotes
I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.
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That’s one way to call yourself a life coach in reverse! 😂🔄
One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.
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When you catch a liar in the act, but they still think they're in the Olympics of deception 🏅😒🤦♂️
I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”
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"Ha! Mornings are for whispered lullabies, not surprise concerts! 🎶😴🚗"
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.
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"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”
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"Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷♂️ #BreakfastDebates"
Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.
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"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
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"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.
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"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦♂️🤷♀️"