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haunted house
Funny haunted house quotes
No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.
2 months ago
Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
3 months ago
A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.
3 months ago
They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.
3 months ago
A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.
3 months ago