Funny haunted house quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

  Commentary:
  Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

  Commentary:
  👻 Welcome to the scariest place of all… the haunted house of awkward social interactions! Picture this: you enter a dimly lit room, feeling the gaze of many eyes on you. As you tentatively make your way through the crowd, instead of ghosts jumping out from the shadows, you are met with people eagerly awaiting your fun fact reveal! The horror, the suspense, the sheer terror of having to come up with something interesting to say about yourself on the spot! Truly,

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

  Commentary:
  "Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It's a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you're in the 'Fresh Prince' room feeling nostalgic 😎, and the next you're in the 'Red Table Talk' chamber getting all the tea spilled ☕️. Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths' drama haunting every corner? 👻🏠 #HollywoodHauntedHouse"

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