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Funny haunted house quotes

Funny haunted house quotes bring spooky vibes with a hilarious twist πŸ‘»πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re braving creaky floors or ghostly giggles, these witty lines add laughs to chills πŸŽƒβœ¨ Perfect for Halloween parties, creepy decor, or just a good scare with a smile! Ready to haunt your humor? Let the spooky fun begin! πŸ•ΈοΈπŸ‘€

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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