Funny haunted house quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like the scariest thing we’ll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts!

  4 months ago

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  Welcome to the scariest place of all… the haunted house of awkward social interactions! Picture this: you enter a dimly lit room, feeling the gaze of many eyes on you. As you tentatively make your way through the crowd, instead of ghosts jumping out from the shadows, you are met with people eagerly awaiting your fun fact reveal! The horror, the suspense, the sheer terror of having to come up with something interesting to say about yourself on the spot! Truly,

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who ya gonna call? Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: ‘Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.’ #HauntedHouseHunting”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It’s a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re in the ‘Fresh Prince’ room feeling nostalgic , and the next you’re in the ‘Red Table Talk’ chamber getting all the tea spilled . Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths’ drama haunting every corner? #HollywoodHauntedHouse”

  4 months ago

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