Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

A garlic a day keeps people away.

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.