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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
412 Funny health quotes
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.
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Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.
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Sounds like it's time to unleash your inner action hero! 😎🍿💥
Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.
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Adulting: the ultimate escape room with no exit! 😅🧠🔐
The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.
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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.
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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂