Funny height quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

  Commentary:
  "Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about heights when you've got to navigate through doorways and squeeze into tight spaces? Forget skydiving, I've got to tackle the true challenge of fitting through a narrow hallway!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

  Commentary:
  "Being around tall people gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up'! 🦵👀 If they ever try to lift you up, just pretend you're part of a trust fall exercise gone wrong! 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

  Commentary:
  "Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to your 50s, where gravity has finally caught up with you! 🌍💫 But hey, at least now you can blame your shrinking on the universe conspiring against you! 🤷‍♂️😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"

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