18 Funny height quotes

• “I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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  1 hour ago

  confidence, down to earth, Earth, height, humor, just, most, people, personality, short

• Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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  2 hours ago

  bio, dating, girlfriend, height, hope, humor, me, profile, put, relationship

• According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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  5 hours ago

  am, BMI, body, body image, height, humor, i, image, joke, short, shortness, too

• Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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  12 hours ago

  asking, ever, going, height, humor, man, men, question, ragebait, tall, trolling, wish

• Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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  22 hours ago

  age, candle, grow, growing, growing old, height, humor, i, life, metaphor, much, old, shorter, tall, young

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, clothing review, fashion, girl, girls, going, heaven, height, humor, leave, online, online shopping, review, reviews, shopping, size, weight

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

  around, ask, awkward, awkward question, bag, corner, difference, dude, family, family life, funny moment, height, height difference, humor, life, moment, much, open, parenting, popcorn, question, sitting, snack, surreal, taller, teenager, walk

• People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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  2 months ago

  everyday, everyday struggle, height, height problem, humor, people, problem, realize, say, spiderweb, struggle, tall, times, want

• I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, ego, height, humor, i, me, only, people, perspective, sarcasm, self-deprecating, taller

• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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  2 months ago

  alphabetically, classroom, everyone, funny instruction, height, humor, instruction, irony, line, line up, organization, right

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