Funny height quotes

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

All I'm saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025