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Funny height quotes

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

1 month ago

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

2 months ago

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

3 months ago

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

3 months ago

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

3 months ago

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

3 months ago