Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"
Funny historical reference quotes
I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"
You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?
Commentary:
Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? 🚗💥 Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? 😂 Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? ☂️ #BackSeatConspiracy
I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
Commentary:
"Oh, so THAT's why Rome wasn't built in a day – they forgot to invite you to the construction party! 😂 Looks like they missed out on the expert builder right here! 🏗️💪 #RomeWasntBuiltInADayButItCouldHaveBeenWithYou"