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"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"
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- I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
- Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”
- I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
- What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
- Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
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Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣 -
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"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷♂️"
Top Funny Hold Quotes 🔥
- “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?
- I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
- Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?
- What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
- Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
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