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5 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is… but also where the clothes rack decides to throw a little obstacle course for you! 🏠👖 Who knew a simple piece of furniture could make navigating your own space a fun challenge! 🤣 #HomeSweetObstacleCourse"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of accidentally turning your healthy intentions into a delicious sugar-coated surprise! 🥦➡️🍩 Who needs green smoothies when you have a whole bag of donut disguised as veggies? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HealthyEatingGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Commentary:
"Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? 🤣🏡💑 #UnexpectedLoveStories"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Commentary:
"Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it's cause they're not at home 🤣🏡 #ParentingTruths #LittleMonstersAtHome"
5 months ago
Share →: Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Commentary:
"Why work from home when work itself is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in the office? 🦄💼 Maybe home is where the snacks are just a few steps away and the dress code is strictly pajamas! 😂 #WorkFromWherever"
5 months ago
Share →: My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"
5 months ago
Share →: Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Commentary:
"Today's parking dilemma at work felt like a real-life game of musical chairs! 🚗🎶 Seems like my office has a 'no vacancy' sign up – maybe I should try carpooling with the next passing pigeon. 🐦😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Commentary:
"Ah, the daring and rare act of sipping coffee from an ancient artifact known as a 'real cup.' A relic of a bygone era, where people didn't rely on to-go cups and unicorn frappuccinos. ☕️🦖 #OldSchoolSips"
5 months ago
Share →: All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Commentary:
"Life of a perpetual work warrior be like: ⚙️🏠👀🔄 Can we please add a few more blinks of fun and leisure in between, pretty please? 😅💼💤"