26 Funny hurt quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it's a mystery for the ages, isn't it? 🤔 Perhaps the key to a pain-free back lies in mastering the ancient art of sitting upright in a chair! 😂💺 Or you could just embrace the slouch life and invest in a good massage chair. 😅👐"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity! 🙊💁‍♂️ It takes talent to turn a "sorry" into a "you deserved it." Maybe we should all start taking notes on this one! 😂📝 #SavageSincerity

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It's like your body's playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don't worry, it's probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who's the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂"

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