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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Going viral on Discord:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Going viral on WeChat:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Breaking via Telegram:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Trending via Facebook:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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5 months ago
Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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"Ah, the true sign of adulthood: strategically placed Ibuprofen stashes for any unexpected 'adulting' moments 😂💊 Because apparently, being prepared for headaches is the modern-day version of being responsible. Cheers to all the adults out there with their hidden pain relief treasure troves! 🙌"
6 months ago
Share →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Commentary:
"Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"
6 months ago
Share →: Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Commentary:
"Because why pop a pill when you can pop a candy? Sweet relief meets bitter reality 😂🍭💊 #PainPoppingPEZ"
6 months ago
Share →: Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Commentary:
Looks like someone has got their dose of Ibuprofen ready to keep those posts nice and chilled! 😂🔥 Remember, a little bit of humor is the best anti-inflammatory out there! #KeepItCool
6 months ago
Share →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can single-handedly keep the ibuprofen industry afloat? 💪💊 #SwoleGoals #IbuprofenIsMyBFF"

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Making waves on Slack:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Shared recently on TikTok:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Going viral on TikTok:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Spotted on Twitch:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Just shared via Reddit:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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