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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Going bananas on WeChat:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Going viral on Instagram:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Just shared via Discord:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Going bananas on TikTok:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Funny ibuprofen quotes

Funny ibuprofen quotes are the perfect dose of humor to ease your headache blues 😂💊 Whether you’re battling a pesky migraine or just need a little laughter boost, these witty lines bring relief without the side effects 😜✨ Get ready to laugh your pain away and share a smile with anyone who knows the magic of that little white pill! 😅💥

New funny ibuprofen quotes 👇

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

5 days ago

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

6 days ago

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

1 week ago

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

1 week ago

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

1 week ago

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

2 weeks ago

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

3 weeks ago

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

3 weeks ago

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

3 weeks ago

50, aging, downstairs, health, ibuprofen, know, over, over 50, pain, pain relief, relief, upstairs

All funny ibuprofen quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Social Media Stars ⭐

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just shared via Instagram:

I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Making waves on Reddit:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Going viral on YouTube:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Making waves on Messenger:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Spotted on Slack:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Spotted on Slack:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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