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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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