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Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Spotted on Messenger:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Just shared via Telegram:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Going viral on YouTube:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Going viral on Reddit:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Spotted on Twitch:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Going viral on Discord:

For the record, I use a turntable.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Trending via TikTok:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Making waves on X:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Live now on Slack:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Just landed via Telegram:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Just shared via Telegram:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Spotted on Discord:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Going viral on Threads:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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