212 funny internet quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

May 29, 2026

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

May 29, 2026

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

May 28, 2026

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

May 28, 2026

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

May 28, 2026

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

May 28, 2026

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

May 28, 2026

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

May 28, 2026

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

May 28, 2026

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

May 28, 2026

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

May 28, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

May 28, 2026

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

May 28, 2026

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

May 28, 2026

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

May 28, 2026

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

May 28, 2026

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

May 28, 2026

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

May 28, 2026

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

May 28, 2026

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

May 28, 2026

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

May 28, 2026

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

May 28, 2026

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

May 28, 2026

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

May 28, 2026

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

May 28, 2026

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

May 28, 2026

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

May 28, 2026

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

May 28, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

May 28, 2026

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

May 28, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

May 27, 2026

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

May 27, 2026

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

May 27, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

May 27, 2026

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

May 27, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

May 27, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

May 27, 2026

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

May 27, 2026

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

May 27, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

May 27, 2026