212 funny internet quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

May 20, 2026

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

May 20, 2026

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

May 19, 2026

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

May 19, 2026

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

May 19, 2026

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

May 19, 2026

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

May 19, 2026

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

May 19, 2026

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

May 19, 2026

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

May 19, 2026

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

May 19, 2026

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

May 19, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

May 19, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

May 19, 2026

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

May 19, 2026

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

May 19, 2026

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

May 19, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

May 19, 2026

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

May 19, 2026

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

May 19, 2026

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

May 19, 2026

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

May 19, 2026

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

May 19, 2026

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

May 19, 2026

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

May 19, 2026

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

May 18, 2026

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

May 18, 2026

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

May 18, 2026

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

May 18, 2026

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

May 18, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

May 18, 2026

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

May 18, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

May 18, 2026

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

May 6, 2026

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

May 6, 2026

Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

Apr 2, 2026

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Apr 1, 2026

British people be like “YouChube.”

Apr 1, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Apr 1, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Apr 1, 2026