212 funny internet quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

May 27, 2026

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

May 27, 2026

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

May 27, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

May 27, 2026

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

May 27, 2026

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

May 27, 2026

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

May 27, 2026

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

May 27, 2026

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

May 27, 2026

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

May 27, 2026

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

May 27, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

May 27, 2026

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

May 27, 2026

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

May 27, 2026

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

May 27, 2026

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

May 27, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

May 27, 2026

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

May 27, 2026

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

May 27, 2026

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

May 27, 2026

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

May 27, 2026

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

May 27, 2026

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

May 27, 2026

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

May 27, 2026

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

May 27, 2026

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

May 27, 2026

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

May 27, 2026

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

May 27, 2026

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

May 27, 2026

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

May 27, 2026

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

May 26, 2026

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

May 26, 2026

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

May 26, 2026

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

May 26, 2026

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

May 26, 2026

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

May 26, 2026

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

May 26, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

May 26, 2026

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

May 26, 2026

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

May 26, 2026